#skell shitpost

[skeletonbonezzz]

TAWOG OC??

everybody meet Polly! since The Amazing World of Gumball is coming back ((and is gonna be called ‘the wonderfully weird world of gumball’)) I decided to rewatch it and make an oc!!

hopefully a ref, screenshot edit, and some info will be coming out soon! pls ask anything abt her!!

[sillymultifandomgirly]

They're a happy family 🥰

[hoboblaidd]

Karen.....

DO NOT PERCEIVE ME

[n0nam3fand0mch1ld]

Some random Fundemental Paper Education Headcannons for the students (most are just funny stuff).

Claire:She gets called Ragatha a lot in school by the bullies,she is also a cat lady.

Engel:Likes to pretend to be a bird (I thought of this just because of his feathers).

Bubbles:For Halloween she dressed up as bubbles from power puff girls.

Lana:Probably makes shows for the schools musicals (Seussical jr.,Shrek jr.,Into the woods).

Abbie:Is half apple.If you ate a Granny Smith apple in front of him he will say, “Why are you eating my grandma!!!”

Zip:She likes to play pirates with chip (zipster), they watch Jake and the Neverland pirates so chip (zipster) is happy.

Edward:His hair cannot be brushed at all (Zip tried to play hairdresser with him,the hairbrush ended up breaking).

Oliver (not really a student but still):He does soap asmr.

Lizzy and Petunia:Does TikTok dances in the bathroom.

Ruby:HER HAIR IS A WIG!!!Her dreams appear on her screen (like a movie).

Skell:Gets called bendy a lot by the bullies.

Kevin: “Erm actually 🤓”

Riley:Is more insane than the teachers (a forest gremlin).

Robby:Blud needs to hide from Riley.

Cubbie:Makes cat noises.

[cloned-soldier]

Everytime I see this meme

I see Jace Skell

I can’t look at him when I’m in Erewhon without thinking of this meme

I’m sorry

[enchanted-flowers]

SKELL, WHY👏IS👏IT👏ANYTIME👏I👏LEAVE👏FOR👏A👏BIT, WHEN I COME BACK TO CHECK ON YOU, I COME BACK AT THE WEIRDEST MOMENT?!? The HELL did I miss for Pickle Princess to happen? XD

Oooh boy so my girlfriend @parttimeslave drew my current icon with a pickle crown instead of a flower crown and I loved the shitpost so much, but then @messedupessy drew this, and now I hate everything. 

[rorahkeepgoing]

Think i’ve barely mentioned how the sisters accomplish their spy job, so here i’ll try to show it, exposing a little of the main connection between the whole thing i’ve been shitposting around and the mysteries behind XCX (hope you can catch the winks).

Backstory 

Special sis (p1)

Special sis (p2)

THE ELITE SPIES

*click music while you read*...[for ambient(?)]

*or here if there’s nothing to do (?)*.

They main propuse of the Shostakova’s sisters was to become spies, they born for it. All their life was specially dedicated to be the best. 

Their education was based on a current program called “the prodigy child” but taken even further in a 24/7 program. The study time for each subject was strictly controlled by the scientist, even with induction during sleep to keep the stimulation in the neuronal cells to linking more while activate them. It covered all types of a level university subjects from an early age following a detailed study of the reception and assimilation of info that could hold a child.

The food was also rigorously controlled according to their age, weight and the activities that were to exercise for the efficiency in the nutrients ingestion.

They learned everything in 7 basic languages.  Eventually became polyglot, understanding almost any idiom with the general basis around languages estructures. 

The main purpose of their educational development was to use it as a further tool in the work of spying, since they had to investigate, analyze, deduce, interact, move and even defend themselves or murder if circumstances became risk.

For the interaction part, they incidentally became actresses, generated by a method of facial, tonal and corporal mimesis. In a room full of mirrors and cameras, the girls faced endless social trials recognizing emotions, moods, people with high self-esteem and low. At the time that they advanced with their corporal extension to the answer to the society also they became experts of human reading, identifying all the perceptible factors they projected to the most susceptible candidates that could provide a better and more optimal collaborations.  A very useful tool to approach people and use them.

They also learned from these ancient methods based on the traditional ninjas. Women with these kind of training were called Kunoichi and their main method who distinguishing them from men was the use of seduction and the handling of poisons and substances with which they used to achieve their mission. In all, they were also highly efficient hush assassins.

Following these means, the girls resorted to paralyzers, poisons, drugs, even micro bacteria to control high-risk situations to get a job as clean as possible. They often were the responsible to make all their substances, the suppliers were often the managers who controlled the RKR although they could also take advantage of the chemicals they had at hand.

They needed to be painstaking when was about to kill. It as to be the minimum as possible, and in any case they had to resort to it was due to the circumstances they were found in. Their care into not leaving evidence was very meticulous, or nonetheless to ravel the evidence under the environment where were found, often making it appear the responsible were others. Killing had to be very clean, one silence shot, avoid bloodbaths as posible, fast and effective.

They were specially careful with their appearance, using from simple wigs or hair extensions, dyes, makeup, pupils to more sophisticated devices capable to generate the illusion of modifying facial features. Their special biological nature made them suitable for the use of substances that were just being tested for the modification of skin tone, hair and eyes. Something like a mimeosome,  But in an orthodox way to an organic being. That’s why they were a blank canvas: no freckles,no beauty points, no tattoos, no scars or any singular feature that describes them. These features can be added and removed easy with makeup, so that is what they used to use. Indeed, they had lot of scars only visibles in a low level frequency of light.

The purpose was obviously, to not be detected, not to allow traces for they to gave some type of whereabouts of them, their origin or the people in charge, none possibility for blackmailing and such. Practically their task were to be ghosts, with no trace of existence. Hence the use of a myriad of identities created or taken.

It is worth mentioning the technology and the ways of spy were mainly through the systems hacking and sometimes the penetration (convince to the personnel of the interior to collaborate), reason why to have people trained to act the old school with the ability to perform the previous two were doubly effective.

They were never rewarded with money for their work by the RKR part, who, despite the fact that they obtained great profits, were only concerned with providing them with necessary supplements such as clothing, places to stay, necessary articles and equipment for some missions, necessary makeup among other things for their identity transformation, false documentation, transport, weaponry, etc.

The food ran on their own, so Rox always used to master their skills and get the food for free, used to say for live the money wasn't necessary, just be smart and confidence. Generally, she had no interest in money more than the use of it and its purposes. Despite this, Roxanne had numerous bank accounts around the world with distant names where she accumulated large sums of money that she hacked from other bank accounts, many of them, so it was not a matter of being poor either. Much of the money was given to the RKR to continue with the investment (and that they didn't ask but were quite good with the extra wealth). What was left was used to generate alliances, in the end, the world was moving through money.

Since the beginning of the encroachment with Elma's arrival to Earth, Natasha and Roxanne's parents were involved in the matter getting information from the vessels called mimeosomes up to 2 years after the birth of the second test (Nat). From there it was not much of a problem for Matahari to get some of the remaining information about the purpose of Elma's intentions, unfortunately she died with the secret at being considered as a traitor to the RKR.

Roxanne had a real early participation to detect the nexus that was working for such a program, however just after the execution of their parents she was entrusted to be totally in command of her younger sister (time she took to forge valuable contacts around the world) to lead a more concentrated education that will help them to be more productive and discard less useful subjects such as art, dance, music, etc.

Rox did not consider any kind of matter as useless, yet she didn't have the time to pay so much attention on them. If through the time in any of their missions it was necessary to rely on such knowledge they would have to inquire into them.

This was the case when Natasha had her own separate missions to derive information from Sakuraba Industries through the girls she could contact, interested passionately for trending things like fashion, music and boys. Always researching the target was important to establish a successful contact with the "link-ppl" so she took the identity of a model and some backup dancer from some kind of artist to become their friend.

Obtaining and generating their own mimeosomes had been easy for the RKR, but the process of the consciousness suspension was one of the last things they managed to do because of the setbacks caused by Roxanne, who had been commissioned to explain the origin of the purpose behind the salvation of the human race and steal the configuration codes for the consciousness preservation. Task she did and did not report, once again, causing another execution for betrayal.

Natasha was the one who ended up getting the materials, codes and, failing that, helping to recreate their own Lifehold-system since the world had only managed to manufacture three in total to sustain the life of the whole planet.

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Throughout the spying process they also exposed all kinds of sub projects that were in an illegal way. Infinity of tests with artificial intelligence, or on trained soldiers, simple passers-by without any important skill, or bodies that remained in coma to carry out a way to over-exploit a mechanical body with more resistance to a certain type of exhaustion.

(and there’s more... with skells and the arcs, connections with some members like Lin’s parents, Irina and Lion, Gwin, Maurice, Vandham, HB, Doug, Hope, Nagi, Bozé, Lao, Yelv (when Natasha is In the art) and some NPCs like Justin along some criminals.... and don’t forget the winks around others corsses... im afraid i can show all that tho... is too much... and going to return to the comic thing SOON ENOUGH)

[xenoxmemebot]

who would win: • the entire a skell • dat shitposts dere???

[skeletonbonezzz]

ITS OUR TIME PPL 🩷💛💙 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

my irl friends :: this girl found out she’s pan and won’t shut up abt it 😭

i love people regardless of their gender just as long as they are good ppl ((AND I LOVE POTS AND PANS SO KEEP EM AWAY FROM ME /j))

[skeletonbonezzz]

alr guys im bored so hit me w it im firing up the art trades again !!

[skeletonbonezzz]

guys was i the only one when i was younger who shipped Launchpad x Penumbra?? 😭

now i ship penny x della and lp x drake mallard

[skeletonbonezzz]

Do you guys think i should change Polly’s name? i mean it doesn’t rlly fit her plus there’s already a character named Polly,, ngl i feel like i should rename her Telly or Tilly what do you guys think??

[skeletonbonezzz]

Guys i’m bored pls ask me questions abt my ocs from any fandom lol :3

[skeletonbonezzz]

hey so ima sound like an absolute idiot but i think im rlly stuck,, so in ponytown my chat says party so i can only talk to the ppl in that party and thats the thing i can’t talk to other people that aren’t in the party so i tried leaving it and now i can’t message at all SOMEONE PLS HELP ME

like this is all i’m seeing I SHOULDNT SEE THAT PLS PLS HELP ME 😭 I CANT EVEN ASK SOMEONE IN THE GAME BC I CANT TALK TO ANYONE

[skeletonbonezzz]

hey guys i have a ponytown acc now so if any of y’all wanna join and play w me my acc is SK3L3T0NB0N3ZZZ idk if that’s how you find ppl but here’s what my pony looks like

she’s inspirered by one on pinterest idk if i would say she’s an oc but she’s a WIP :3

pls come join me if u can ((srry im still so new to this stuff))

[skeletonbonezzz]

started watching mlp but i’m thinking maybe i should watch animaniacs bc it looks interesting what do you guys think? and also if i were to watch it where would i do so?